In what is possibly the most gruesome and terrible ad-related news in the history of the world, a young man, terribly mistaken, demasculated himself by accidentally overdosing on his father's Enzyte. The family has asked to remain anonymous because their shame is immeasurable.
The boy's father denies ever taking Enzyte. He admits "I was just, ashamed of myself and drunk, I ordered them, and I haven't yet again let myself reach that level of shame. I kept them, because I knew I would probably loathe myself enough to take them sometime in the near future." He refused to submit a blood sample to the Elf Wax Times for analysis.
The boy took 5 whole shipments of Enzyte mixed into a can of beer. The carbonation and alcohol quickened the absorption of certain chemicals found in the herbal supplement which caused such an enormous rush of blood to the boys genitals that they literally burst open.
With pictures of Heath Ledger scattered around the room, and an empty bottles of pills strewn carelessly about, another sick twist to this completely Television and Movie related death reached a new depth of horror. Not only did the boy succumb to the subliminal, repetitive messages planted in his head by Enzyte, but also the suicidal tendency of his favorite actor, Heath Ledger. Toxicology reports revealed a lethal cocktail of birth-control, anti-depressants, acetaminophen, and as many as 40 Coricidin tablets were the cause of death. No legal action can be taken by Enzyte, but Heath Ledger's corpse has been exhumed for examination.
The boy's father denies ever taking Enzyte. He admits "I was just, ashamed of myself and drunk, I ordered them, and I haven't yet again let myself reach that level of shame. I kept them, because I knew I would probably loathe myself enough to take them sometime in the near future." He refused to submit a blood sample to the Elf Wax Times for analysis.
The boy took 5 whole shipments of Enzyte mixed into a can of beer. The carbonation and alcohol quickened the absorption of certain chemicals found in the herbal supplement which caused such an enormous rush of blood to the boys genitals that they literally burst open.
With pictures of Heath Ledger scattered around the room, and an empty bottles of pills strewn carelessly about, another sick twist to this completely Television and Movie related death reached a new depth of horror. Not only did the boy succumb to the subliminal, repetitive messages planted in his head by Enzyte, but also the suicidal tendency of his favorite actor, Heath Ledger. Toxicology reports revealed a lethal cocktail of birth-control, anti-depressants, acetaminophen, and as many as 40 Coricidin tablets were the cause of death. No legal action can be taken by Enzyte, but Heath Ledger's corpse has been exhumed for examination.
