EARTH, MW--In what appeared to be simple verbal observations of nature and it's beauty, a notorious pessimist has seemingly mended the fracture of space-time continuum, sparing humanity's precious existence. Not much is known at this time, but experts say by just sputtering a few thoughtful words on the fruitfulness of the mountain lands, this notorious pessimist, who remains unnamed, may have singlehandedly saved billions of lives from a mad world gone wax'd.
Tragically, as a result of the spoken examinations, the world has now become overly pretentious and artsified, leaving every solitary statement to appear groundbreaking. Scientists say it appears as if our planet is now one giant, spherical, art school. They have also dreadfully mentioned that this "artsy fartsy" Earth may be worse and more harmful than it was earlier today, before the pessimist spilled his heart out about nature.
Tragically, as a result of the spoken examinations, the world has now become overly pretentious and artsified, leaving every solitary statement to appear groundbreaking. Scientists say it appears as if our planet is now one giant, spherical, art school. They have also dreadfully mentioned that this "artsy fartsy" Earth may be worse and more harmful than it was earlier today, before the pessimist spilled his heart out about nature.
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